JULY 2020

Global pandemic got you feeling less than optimistic about having a sexy summer? Sure, COVID’s been one cold summer buzz killer, which is why we’re working double time from a safe social distance to bring you content that sizzles that to the comfort of your own home.

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Crypto made easy

Our newest SpankPay UI is serving a totally new lewk that also addresses the underpayment and overpayment challenges we’ve faced in the past. From now on, users will be automatically notified in the event of an underpayment. You can now use SpankPay balance or funds from your preferred crypto wallet in just a few easy clicks. We’ve also added the option for merchants to choose between iframe and full-screen view at checkout from within the SpankPay SDK. This all may sound a bit nerdy, but we promise it makes the whole experience a heck of a lot smoother… think of these builds as technical lube.

Wyre it to me, baby!

It’s official: our Wyre integration is LIVE! You can now make deposits and payments directly with Wyre. This update enables you to put your fiat money or credit card into our system and pay someone else out in crypto, easy-peasy lemon squeezy.

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Hot Girl Summer by SpankChain

Where are all the immuno-conscious cuties at? SpankChain wants YOU to help us make the Internet the steamist place to be this summer. We’re teaming up with rockstar female talent for paid content shoots, promotion, and swap. To sign up for our Hot Girl Summer team, move your booty on over to hotgirlsummer.spankchain.com. Sign up ends July 31st, so you better hightail it! Professional models and superstars in the making are all welcome.

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NOW SERVING: NFTs

As part of our Hot Girl Summer program, we created our very own Non-Fungible Token (NFT) ERC-1155 collectibles contract with custom minting to salute our beautiful and talented women of SpankChain. These customized tokens will forever immortalize our illustrious performers on the blockchain.

It already looks like most of you are DTF with our NFTs. In fact, Round 1 is almost sold out! Fret not, Round 2 will be coming in the following weeks, so stay tuned!

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Feeling the love

SpankChain has been making quite the sexy splash on TikTok, and we’re grateful for all the love. We can’t believe we hit 1.4M views and 47k likes on our very first post! To all our 10k followers, THANK YOU!

P.S. We’re @spankchain on TikTok

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Sneak preview

We’ve got plenty of other exciting updates and developments in the works. Here’s just a couple to whet your appetite:

1. We’re finalizing a direct banking function using Wyre payouts. YUM!
2. Soon, you’ll be able to convert crypto to cash. Delicious!

As Porky would say, that’s all folks… but only for now!

Stay sexy,

Team Spank